The 17 Sexiest Suicide Girls
As you may have noticed, we here at COED are big fans of the Suicide Girls. Crazy hair, badass tattoos, viciously sexy, these ‘alt-porn’ uber-hotties are so smokin’, they’ll have you squeezing into tight jeans and rocking Morrissey t-shirts faster than you can say ‘nipple piercing.’ But out of the vast array of models, we’ve narrowed it down to the 17 Sexiest Suicide Girls. So sit back, grab a PBR and get read to rock out with your… uh, nevermind.
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Aisline Suicide
Age: 21
Location: Unknown
Into: Boobs, Lipstick, Tacky High Heels, Tattoos, Hair Extentions, Burping, Photography, Girls, Boys that look like girls.
Not Into: Hairy men and feet.
Check out Aisline Suicide‘s profile here!
Ajilee Suicide
Age: 21
Location: Oregon
Into: Music= life. Make up, sleeping, concerts, BBQ’s, asian food.
Not Into: Egotistical assholes, small talk.
Check out Ajilee Suicide‘s profile here!
Anei Suicide
Age: 19
Location: Unknown
Fav Films: Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Amelie, Parentesis, Juno
Fav Books: Brida – cohelo el mundo de sofia, la ciudad de las bestias, el reino del dragon de oro, el bosque de los pigmeos
Check out Anei Suicide‘s profile here!
Athena Suicide
Age: 20
Location: California
Into: Being spontaneous with my friends, doing stupid things that I can laugh about later. Laughing is my favorite thing to do.
Not Into: Liars and cheaters
Check out Athena Suicide‘s profile here!
Benten Suicide
Age: Unknown
Location: United Kingdom
Into: Taking Photographs, having a big camera, roboraptor, tyranoids (esp genestealers, kissass), shiny things, technology, lizards, transformers, lipgloss, kohl liner, biting my nails, having bad hair (even though I wish it was good), vienese slices, hot baths, money, lego, velociraptors, photoshop, my heater, penguins, Foxgloves, dior, industrial flooring, stairs, breaking and entering, knives, gerbils, aqua raiders, heights, cardassia prime, crayola, bats, origami, darts, skinks, spontaneous kisses, studio lighting, my new duck, fake nails, leopard prints, carbon, junk food, going to mcdonalds and causing a scene because they can’t offer me a vegetarian option, downloading videogame soundtracks from frostwire so I don’t have to pay 30 odd quid to import them from Japan, collecting stuff, brown paper, wearing huge stompy boots, the aroma of disinfectant, dvd releases of cartoons after huge copyright arguments for 2 decades, narcissism, spending too much time on the internet, pornography feature women who look like barbie dolls with huge fake tits and white blonde hair who know how to f**k and make it sexy…
Not Into: Early mornings, the freezing cold, going to bed, playstation 3, apologizing, cheap haircuts, running out of tea
Check out Benten Suicide‘s profile here!
Binah Suicide
Age: 22
Location: Uruguay
Into: Design
Not Into: Nothing
Check out Binah Suicide‘s profile here!
Elza Suicide
Age: 20
Location: France
Into: Tattoos, tattooing, drawing, painting, learning, lowbrow art, the fecalface calendar of events, savage love column, fashion, yard sales, nightclubs, japanese food and making my friends happy!, modeling, acting, comic books, Joss Whedon
Not Into: Existentialism, 6th and market after midnight, la migra scales, broken pencils.
Check out Elza Suicide‘s profile here!
Check out Klodi Suicide‘s profile here!
Klodi Suicide
Age: 25
Location: Ukraine
Into: Atman, India, up to the end, blamelessness, Earth, djinns, my Serpent, to learn, books, cat-like & fluidity, love, peoples, magic spirit, meditation, the Sea inside, wisdom, music, tenderness, the truth, get spilled, psychedelic culture, the Path, Sun, freedom, death of the body, to laugh, to dance in the dark, to smile, chaos and anarchy, Shamanism, empathy, cleanness
Not Into: Gregarious instinct, State power, politician, cowards, plain peoples, traitors, peoples ridden by prejudices, puritanism, stereotypes, laws
Natisl Suicide
Age: 27
Location: Spain
Into: Music, Photos, DJs, Clubs, Danceeeee
Not Into: Who knows?
Check out Natisl Suicide‘s profile here!
Nena Suicide
Age: 22
Location: Spain
Into: Intelligence, pushing the limits, excitement, filthy hearts, sick souls, dirty-flirty tongues, alienating literature, girls with beautiful faces, talented boys, hip bones, watching, anal sex, violent porn, benzodiazepines, being always willing to learn, having as many experiences as possible, intelligent and confident women, writing reading reading writing, art, photography, nightlife, japanese street fashion, corsets, decadence, latex, people who make you smile, screaming just because I feel like that, kissing you just because I feel like that, saying what I think, doing what I’ve always wanted to do, achieving happiness.
Not Into: Stupidity in any of its forms.
Check out Nena Suicide‘s profile here!
Noemie Suicide
Age: 25
Location: France
Into: Music, bands, complicated people, burlesque, models, girls, gifts..
Not Into: Stupid people
Check out Noemie Suicide‘s profile here!
Rashel Suicide
Age: 21
Location: Richmond, Virginia
Into: video games,philosophy, art, djing, genetics, nuclear physics, snowboarding
Not Into: Who knows?
Check out Rashel Suicide‘s profile here!
Radeo Suicide
Age: 20
Location: Columbus, Ohio
Into: you
Not Into: weak hand shakes
Check out Radeo Suicide‘s profile here!
Rigel Suicide
Age: 25
Location: California
Into: Everything and nothing at the same time.
Not Into: Things that smell funny, people who take themselves too seriously, leaving my house.
Check out Rigel Suicide‘s profile here!
Silvia Suicide
Age: 23
Location: Ontario, Canada
Into: Hair color, push up bras, cocktails, makeup, ice cream, nintendo, animal print, fresh sheets, loud music, attractive people, hand written letters, Mazdas.
Not Into: An empty martini bottle, pubes on soap, Mayo, people who force their views on others, KFC, dirty finger nails, xBox, country music, ugly strippers, car dealers, UGGs.
Check out Silvia Suicide‘s profile here!
Sofia Suicide
Age: 21
Location: Western Sahara
Into: Gals with small titties, Photoshop, the Socratic method, boys kissing.
Not Into: Silly trends, meat, the like
Check out Sofia Suicide‘s profile here!
Vice Suicide
Age: 23
Location: Colorado
Into: Tattoos, music, love, life, animals, seasons, nightclubs, mini skirts, shoes, makeup, learning, Great Danes, Ron, naughty
things with Ron, dancing, dressing up, sushi, sarcasm, San Francisco, good people, procrastinating, porn, and Tequila.
Not Into: Strawberry milk, creepy men, sleeping alone, and contests; as I never win. :[
Check out Vice Suicide's profile here!
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The worst part about the suicide girls is that none of them have ever lived up to their name.
Ember is the best SG. No contest.
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Ember/
dayum, wheres Bambu? ;w;
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Bambu/
agreed with Ember, no question about it
Emi should have been on there. http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Emi/
where the fuck is ember
The worst part about suicide girls is they think they belong to a club that gives there opinions more leverage.
Those are some of the least tattooed and piercings models on that site, wtf.
wow i think aisline is the most sexy
WTF No mention of Ember http://tinyurl.com/olllfa Lovely http://tinyurl.com/r2cn4c or Sash http://tinyurl.com/p3w8cx ???
I hope that bitch with the white hair knows that they're called Tyranids,how do I know?I play warhammer 40k.
I was born on july,27,1987.Nowaday I live in Phnom Penh,Cambodia I am single.I study at WESTER UNIVERSITY in Phnom Penh city,in the future I want to an English teacher.When I have free time I like to listen to music sometime I play football or play computer game and internet.
Where are the breast like Megan Fox? I see only Ethena coming close to breast like Megan Fox.
http://www.ekhichdi.com/actors-actress/megan-fox-…
Tina
wow. . . . .I actually agree on all of them.
you are missing Ember, LilithVain, Quinne, Posh and DeeDee though
these girls think they're so bad ass but why do they look like they've never seen the inside of a gym? girls with no muscle tone = gross.
and your the reason they started Suicide Girls to begin with hung us as you are on "Gym Bodies" and such nonsense..they are hot in ways a cat like you would never get. So run on to Muscle Mag and Shape and get your rocks off there! Idiot!
No Quinne?
a more accurate list:
Evette
Maxi
Mnelyu
Posh
Desdemonia
Nikoll
Glitch
Squeak
Ember
Quinne
Jaeci
Zoli
Joseph
Nya
Fractal
Vice
Rigel
List needs more Quinne!
what the is this shit ain't none of those girls SG that i know and love from my early days in portland i mean none of those girls look bad ass i mean they look vanilla. shit have the time if you hittin it shit you didn't let your gaurd down not with then hefers damn i miss them days they were proud of they shit now, what the fuck is this. but some suburb chick fresh out of highs sch with a 450 doller tat not one made in somebodys garage or basement and air brushed dude go find some REAL SUICIDE GIRLS. DOGBREATH1961
I hate jerkoff's like you who try to write in "street talk" what your saying has a shred of truth to it but you ruin it with your "whigger" talk. I said the same thing essentially only in English! Try it sometime you might like it!
Enough with all this "Suicide Girl" stuff these "Hotties" aren't what the "Girls" were first established as! Nerdy Quirky but sexy girls/women who wanted to redefine what sensual/sexual was. In that sense they were very cutting edge and truly off most radar screens. But then money came along and suddenly success had many "Fathers" and failure truly was an orphan. Now you can find former Suicide Girls all over the net telling stories of disenfranchisement and of feeling used. The ones pictured here are faking the look. They may not have been traditional enough to get regular modeling work but in terms of Suicide Girls they are far too "girly" and are doing mock ups of the look more than actually living it or wearing it!