Toys on Dope

By    February 24, 2009 2:00 pm     Posted in Features, Liquor   COED Staff g+ page

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We’re not quite sure why, but there’s something about toys doing drugs that makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside. (You know, other than the actual drugs…) From Thor to Barbie, just put a joint in their mouths and some coke on their noses, and these dope-loaded playthings come to life in a way you’ve never before seen. In fact, they look so real, you almost want to have an intervention (or just join in!).

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    Tags: action figures, army men, charlie brown, cocaine, coke, crusty the clown, dope, elmo, george-w.-bush, gizmo, gremlins, jesus

    Comments

    13 Responses to “Toys on Dope”
    1. Howdy DooDee says:
      February 24, 2009 at 8:08 pm

      This is soooo wrong. I LOVE IT!

    2. JoeK says:
      February 24, 2009 at 8:14 pm

      LMFAO!!!

    3. Johnny Law says:
      February 24, 2009 at 8:20 pm

      This post is aimed at children and only has negative consequnces- shame.

    4. Editor says:
      February 24, 2009 at 8:23 pm

      This post has nothing to do with children period. and FYI – consequnces is spelled consequences.

    5. Duckhole says:
      February 25, 2009 at 5:53 am

      i love how the dude from hunchback is passing to himself

    6. Lacks says:
      February 25, 2009 at 10:38 am

      Children can go screw themselves

    7. Jill says:
      February 25, 2009 at 4:25 pm

      This isn’t aimed at children, it is aimed at grown-ups who understand and appreciate the irony of something innocent (Here, the toys) with something we know is wrong (doing drugs). In fact, if these were mounted in shadowboxes, and exhibited by a popular contemporary artist, it would likely be hailed as a critical masterpiece commenting on pop culture and the glorification of crime. Now hush, you silly overprotective troll. People like you are the reason they took out my beloved playground and replaced it with shitty plastic slides and woodchips.

    8. Phil E. Drifter says:
      February 26, 2009 at 3:57 pm

      Yeah, Johnny Law: we must protect children from all these substances that have grown all over the planet for billions of years and force them to drink alcohol and kill some innocent person on a road via DUI than to chill out with illegal drugs which make you think instead of becoming some belligerent asshat. Read tinyurl.com/1mn and tinyurl.com/potconviction for the real history behind the 'war on (some) drugs.'

    9. toy says:
      May 3, 2010 at 5:50 pm

      that makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside. funny stuff " thumbs up!!

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